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NEW HEMI COMMERCIALS COMMING

Hey, Y'all--

Just finished taping the Halloween episode of "Rodney," and I can't give away the plot, but let's just say that Gerald Bob has a thing for candy-coated jalapeno peppers. I recommend giving these hot-sweet treats out on Halloween night, then watching the kids run away screaming about needing something to drink. A hoot and, of course, a holler.

Also, Dodge is cooking up something big with a new series of Hemi commercials for me to be my redneck self in. I really can't tell you the plot of these, but I promise you'll be so shocked you'll slap your granny and call her Herman. And since in the last ones I got to hang out in a hot tub with Swedish super models, they really have to go some to beat that. God, I hope they can beat that, it was the greatest day of my entire life.

And football round-up finds my Carolina Panthers kicking rear and sending the Patriodits back to New Angland with a big "not around here you don't" stamped on their world champion foreheads. Don't tell me the 'Cats aren't Super Bowl bound, this is the year of Y'all Ball, and there's no stoping us. I've already died my feet blue and black, and I'll continue to move upward as the team of Southern Destiny rides back into the biggest showdown on the planet.

JON REEP'S MONDAY UPDATE FOR THIS WEEK!

Tuesday, September 13, 2005

JON REEP'S MONDAY UPDATE FOR THIS WEEK! Hey ya'll...Good news.  I'm gonna start blogging twice a week now.  Mondays and Fridays.  So if you wanna know whats going on in my world I suggest you subscribe to my blog.  It's free and you'll never have to renew. Well...don't know what you guys did this weekend, but I flew out of LA to Nashville to do a fund raiser. But since everybody is doing their thing for Katrina, I threw a curve and did a show for something called the Holly Street Day Care fund. I don't really know what that is, but it's for kids, so it's got to be a good thing because kids are great, except the ones who aren't. It was me and about a hundred people in the outside area of a bar, and it's always a good sign when your fundraiser has free wine, because drunk people give more money, and they pee on themselves a lot, which makes them feel self-conscious, so then they give more money, so it all works out in the end. All in all a great time was had by me and the drunks for kids foundation. I'm working on Rodney again this week, so check out my friday blog where I will tell you all the cool behind the scenes Hollywood stuff about the life of a redneck working on a network sitcom, and preview the show so you can watch it later in the year. Our premiere is October 4th, so get your Rodney parties booked now, I recommend drinking every time Gerald Bob says something stupid, trust me, you'll be buzzed before the first commercial. And I'm 1-0 in my fantasy football league, although my team the Panthers got beat by the Saints (which is okay, they needed a little pick me up). Next Monday is the Saints and the New York Giants, or as I'm calling it, The Super Bowl for teams from cities that got dumped on. I'm hoping they have a dunking tank where Saints players can dunk FEMA head Mike Brown in a toxic sludge as a little halftime pick me up. Jon Tuesday sept 13, 2005